“Florida prison officials found 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe with an eraser over the needle part, 1 lip balm container, 1 condom, 1 CVS receipt, and a coupon … in Neil Lansing’s, 34, rectum.”

Great moogly googly Batman!!

(Source: thesmokinggun.com)